i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is